by Robb Knight

Hook 1991

Maggie Smith hasn't aged in ~20 years.

Back to the Future 1985
Zootropolis 2016

Pretty good.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 2016
Law Abiding Citizen 2009
Olympus Has Fallen 2013

Ridiculous and awesome.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 2016

This is so fucking good.

Toy Story 3 2010
Toy Story 2 1999
Toy Story 1995
Cars 2006

Meh. Pretty boring.

London Has Fallen 2016

Like Olympus Has Fallen, but in London. Ridiculous but entertaining.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971

Gene Wilder is the best Wonka.

The Da Vinci Code 2006
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005

This felt like a low-budget TV movie. Terrible.

Angels and Demons 2009
The Next Three Days 2010

This was mediocre at best.

Home 2015
The Bourne Ultimatum 2007
The Bourne Supremacy 2004
The Bourne Identity 2002
Fantastic Four 2005

Still better than that garbage fire they released last year.

Wreck-It Ralph 2012

Really great premise and well executed. Fun.

Captain America: Civil War 2016

Really enjoyable, although the new characters needed more screen time. Spider-man intro was perfect.

WALL·E 2008

I had no idea this would have all the feels in it.

Hot Fuzz 2007
Deadpool 2016

This a masterpiece. The best superhero movie by a long shot.

Olympus Has Fallen 2013

Ridiculous but fun to watch.

Fight Club 1999

Remember when Brad Pitt did good movies?

Transporter 3 2008
Transporter 2 2005
The Transporter 2002
Shrek 2001
In Bruges 2008

Not one part of this was funny. What a waste of 2 hours.

Mad Max: Fury Road 2015


Need for Speed 2014

This film is a fucking masterpiece. Aaron Paul is amazing.

The Croods 2013

This was fun. Definitely not scientifically accurate though.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

I shouldn't have waited so long to watch this. Amazing.

Straight Outta Compton 2015

This is so good.

Safe House 2012

They forgot to include a story.

Pitch Perfect 2012
Richie Rich 1994
Inside Man 2006
The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2001
Men in Black 3 2012
Men in Black II 2002
Men in Black 1997
Nick Offerman: American Ham 2014

Love this. Nick Offerman is my patronus.

Paul 2011
Inside Out 2015