by Robb Knight

A microblog for all the things I've watched, read, and played

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Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?

— Anne Perkins, Parks and Recreation
Season 4, Episode 7

Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board, but if you think for one second that I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest woman I know.

— Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
Season 3, Episode 11